August 2009
61 posts
No Tumble, No Stumble
I apologize for the lack of posts lately.
I should NOT be apologizing for THIS. But I really love writing and posting things here, so I am sorry.
I have been moving and in the process of setting up my new life here in SPOKANE. YAY ME.
It felt like I was moving in the direction of Idaho, but things worked out differently. I’m really happy with the way things are turning out. :) Very...
Druiffic and Friends "Egg McMuffin"
Lazerrath: Awww... Sorry that is sad I love egg salad!
SarahLynn: no egg salad. egg sandwich.
Lazerrath: Well there is no egg salad on it, what is it then?
SarahLynn: it's a sandwich with an egg in it.
Lazerrath: Weird. Sounds like it wouldn't keep well
SarahLynn: like a egg mc muffin
Lazerrath: Oh okay. Interesting that you call it a McMuffin when really it is an English Muffin
SarahLynn: it was on toast. but I don't know how else to describe it so you understand.
I guess I could say English muffin...but
Lazerrath: Still interesting
SarahLynn: I'm a foodie. what can I say.
Lazerrath: Nothing for what it looks like you are making no sense
SarahLynn: that's the usual.
I don't make sense even on my good days.
I need to stop being so self depreciating.
I wish this chat had spell check.
200...cont
LAST TIME I: 101. Saw someone I hadn’t seen in a while? Last month. /sigh 100. Cried in front of someone: zomg. Friday. how awkward. What a loser you are SarahLynn. 99. Grew: My hair out to like the middle of my back, then I cut it all off on a whim on Friday. 90. Who is the ditsiest person you know: Probably….I don’t know her anymore. But no one I’ve met has been able to...
“sometimes the more we think about the past, the more we miss out on our...”
– Katie Vogel
“You are the bread to my butter and the breath of my life.”
– Paul Child to Julia Child
“You know what I think is neat? How young everyone was back in the old days.They...”
– Jolie
A Little Circus "Mermaid Expert"
Daniel: How do mermaids have children?
Kaits: They lay eggs.
Daniel: That's sick.
Kaits: I'm pretty sure they're mammals. So they must have ovaries.
Daniel: Kaits, its weird when you say ovaries.
Kaits: Why? Ovaries, ovaries, ovaries.
Daniel: Kaits! Stop! Good lord.
Kaits: ...ovaries!!!!!
Daniel: I don't think your theory about mermaid reproduction is right.
Kaits: I know a lot more about mermaids than you do.
Daniel: How do you know?
Kaits: I've seen all THREE Little Mermaid movies. I'm an expert!
“I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate the idea that...”
– Pam Beesly (The Office) (via tvquotes)
“Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having, except as a result of hard...”
– Booker T. Washington
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200 ...cont
174. Who is your favorite road trip bud? Me. Because I can hold my pee in forever, I drive until I can’t see anymore and I never complain about where I have to sleep. 173. Who are you IMin right now? Shawn 172. Who’s the last myspace page you looked at? Andrew’s… 171. If you could have a baby at the same time as someone else, who would it be? My sister! I wish we could...
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”
– Helen Keller
How to write a paper in college/university:
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. 2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate. 5. Check your email. 6. Call up a...
Druiffic and Friends "Misspelling Fu"
Druiffic: Hey sexy beast
SarahLynn: rawr rawr rawr
what are you doing?
Druiffic: Chillin the most
SarahLynn: awsum
lookie
i'm tryin to misssspell
Druiffic: Awww how cute
SarahLynn: I no
eye no
are you still in CA?
Druiffic: Aye
SarahLynn: fun!
Druiffic: Until the 18th
SarahLynn: I'm glad.
You seem pretty happy
Druiffic: yzat?
SarahLynn: you aren't hardly talking to me
Druiffic: You are happy I am not talking to you?
SarahLynn: no. but I like you happy, it's like watching storm clouds being cheerful :P
Druiffic: Hey
SarahLynn: hai
lookie meh try so hard
Druiffic: Just because I came out of the closet, turned off Dashboard Confesional and stopped wearing black eyeliner doesn't mean I am happy
SarahLynn: *snickers* came out of the closet...
that only means something to you and me.
Druiffic: Yes
SarahLynn: when other people read this...they will say, he's gay?!
Druiffic: lol
SarahLynn: I have a confession.
Druiffic: Good or bad?
SarahLynn: well...
it's probably a dumb confession.
but, I don't really like poetry
Druiffic: You told me
SarahLynn: And I wrote some the other day.
Druiffic: UH OH
SarahLynn: you inspired me to write poetry
Druiffic: Clearly you are going teh emoz
SarahLynn: prolly
i need tighter pants
and more black plastic bracelets
Druiffic: And some black eyeliner
And to dye your hair with your own blood
SarahLynn: I hung our magnet on the fridge.
Druiffic: orly?
SarahLynn: yah.
My kid says he could pwn you in a duel
Druiffic: He wishes
SarahLynn: I'm sorry. He looked at your pic and went like, "HAHA. I could beat THAT guy."
Druiffic: See above
SarahLynn: I was like "You wish, your mom beats you in a duel."
Druiffic: And I think I beat you the few times we dueled
SarahLynn: So I defended your honor.
Druiffic: He has no chance
SarahLynn: you pwnz meh troll booty
I am trying SO HARD.
It's not going well is it?
Druiffic: Your mispelling fu neds work
SarahLynn: I know this
Druiffic: Me and Doug could talk random nasty circles around you
SarahLynn: that reminds me of that movie the Little Princess.
